Just then my skull started to pull itself in several directions all at once. It stayed perfectly still within the universe hanging as if stuck in a web. The strands tug on my right nostril, pulling it down towards my feet. More strands attach themselves to the top of my hair line and harness their roots down the back of my neck.
I see an egg interpreting my life up to this point; It rolls through the door of an empty apartment. Then the roof is torn off and a giant woman with fleshy water wings squeezes the egg into a pot of boiling water.
When the steam clears the egg is completely white and it has a crack where an extremely white brain is caked to the side like silicon baked in a sun filled veranda.
The bitch breaks off all the skin and digs for the gooey yellow centre. Rubbery bits of flesh fall off my bones as her acid mucus turns me to mush.
My mind flies apart, landing all over the apartment's freshly painted walls. It stains them grey as if my brains were sucking the colours out of the world around it.

“Oh no.” Martha stated in her -I'm to good for this shit- tone. “Now the afternoon is ruined.”
“Shut up,” I scream, digging my elbow into my sides as a surge of energy strikes my heart. “What the hell is this shit, I feel like a ship on one of those sci-fi movies. Do you hear how loud those lasers are?”